You study so hard you start to hallucinate and talk in fragmented riddles to others because your books are completely taking over your mind (btw, that's a good sign guys).
You simply rape your study books to succeed. Oh yes, you do.
And don't we all know this feeling when you're waiting to get in the examination room and you hear everybody freak out around you and confuse you? "Monet and Manet and FUCK who was who again? What's the difference between impressionism and post-impressionsm and what was informal art about again?"
Don't you just want to knock them to the floor? Well, here's your remedy.
step 1) take your ipod
step 2) put a craaaaazzzzyyy song on there
step 3) while all those desperate feeling people around are freaking out, you just turn up the volume to the maximum and relax while enjoying your song. Take a nice book with you (no, not the study books) so you don't have to watch the morons around you turning nuts.
Say goodbye to those feelings of confusion right before entering the exam.
good example of such a craaaaaaaaaazzzzzyyyyyyyyy song:
setzen nazi-kneipen in brand.
hakenkreuze ausradieren,
mutterkuchen in die fresse schmieren.
And while you're dreaming of burning down nazicafés yourself, you'll be chillax in no time.
Exam style:
Music: Shemales from outta space of death, Mutterkuchenschlacht, Germany, Bielefeld, 1st decade of 21st century, social criticism and self-reflection (history), postmodern, polish guy and german guy = beautiful symbiosis of...
Enough already.
Ok guys, back to your books and good luck. Rape those books!
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